HEADLINES !!!! 

Don't worry........

"Live Like Dan and James"

You too can recreate your own long distance cycle ride experience without even leaving good old  Great Britain!
1) Don’t shave, ever.

2) Wash only with dirty water.

3) Get up at 6 every morning and pack your entire flat/room/house into three bags.

4) Tie these bags to your bike and cycle around wearing all the clothes you own whilst holding a hair dryer on full heat in front of your face.

5) In order to quench your thirst you can only use the water that you've previously washed in.

6) get a friend to make animal noises from a corner of your room all night.only sleep on the floor and normally on something pointy..

7) Speak only to people you don't know and in a language you don’t understand.

8) Eat only noodles and bread. any meat you eat you must catch from your back garden or local park, and prepare yourself.

9) Lose things. Sunglasses, waterproofs, 

10) Wear clothes that you never wash and get crap songs stuck in your head. E.g. the the theme tune from thunder cats or anything by Michael Jackson.